Saturday, January 7, 2012

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Shit List Saturday

Disclaimer:  In the following post the word "shit" refers to the disappointing end result of the performance and not the end result of a digestive tract.  However, due to some sensitivity issues; the product, the event, or the person will either remain nameless or changed.  The author of the post is in no way challenging the integrity of the subject being shit listed.

I always admire bloggers who can do those Wordless Wednesday posts.  Those posts make me feel so unworthy because I could never come up with meaningful photos of people, places, or things.  I am not cultured like yogurt, therefore I have no knack for that type of photography.  Yes, tis pretty sad!  Instead, though, I decided to come up with a post that was more my type for the crass, cynical, and snarky me.  I call it Shit List Saturday.


I don't know if I will do these every Saturday but if I have something shitty to say it will be on a Saturday.  These shitty things may or may not be about makeup.  They might just be about a bunch of shit going on.  You may not agree with the shit I say because it is my opinions, so don't go throwing any shit at me.

To start off the first Shit List, it will be with a makeup item that I bought recently.  I anticipated its arrival at the drugstore because it just appeared to be different.  I tried these over the blog hiatus and I just couldn't get over the texture and the clamminess of them.  They just felt like cold feet and Play Doh.  I did wear them on my cheeks but even though I like less pigmented blushes, these just disappeared into nothing.  Yeah, these are pretty much a bust for me.  I will just go back to the old fashioned pressed tablet of colored talc.

If you are wondering what I did with my blushes, look on!



Look at those animal footprints!
 
 
Like my snowman?






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